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		<title>Juxtaposition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Suburban parked at a Shell Station in New Jersey, behind a new Prius.
The Administration is sanctioning (through the &#8220;Stimulus Bill&#8221;) payment to anyone who brings in their old car, and uses that payment toward a new car.&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>The Suburban parked at a Shell Station in New Jersey, behind a new Prius.</p>
<p>The Administration is sanctioning (through the &#8220;Stimulus Bill&#8221;) payment to anyone who brings in their old car, and uses that payment toward a new car. The environmental and carbon impacts of this program is devastating. The amount of new carbon dioxide that shall be spewed into the atmosphere by the recycling of old cars and creation of new cars vastly outweighs simply driving our old clunkers until they die. Preferably, we would repair our cars until they have literally rusted away. The amount of carbon dioxide and new pollution that is tacked onto the production of a new automobile is burdensome. I wish the U.S. Government would consult scientists prior to passing these programs that are meant to &#8220;bolster the economy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fun Commentary on this:</p>
<p><a title="Commentary 1" href="http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20090619/EDIT09/306199912/1021/EDIT" target="_blank">http://www.journalgazette.net/</a></p>
<p><a title="Commentary 2" href="http://forums.treehugger.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&amp;t=10821" target="_blank">http://forums.treehugger.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Brick Head &amp; Awesomeness @ GAGA</title>
		<link>http://emergentgroup.com/2009/06/brick-head-and-awesomeness-gaga/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all &#8211; Greg and I treked down to the Garnerville Industrial Arts Center in West Haverstraw, New York (actually to take a headshot for me). The complex, which houses tons of artists and craftsmen, is called GAGA (SoHo of&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey all &#8211; Greg and I treked down to the Garnerville Industrial Arts Center in West Haverstraw, New York (actually to take a headshot for me). The complex, which houses tons of artists and craftsmen, is called GAGA (SoHo of the north). It&#8217;s a fantastic place. <span id="more-1150"></span>The Industrial Complex was built in the early 1800s by a man by the name of Garner, who owned a dieworks. It turns out that several artists living/working/crafting in GAGA graduated from Tufts University &#8211; good ole Jumbos. <a href="http://www.tylersculpture.com/pages/tyler%20information%20b.htm" target="_blank">Brick Head</a> is a product of ingenuity and absolute creative power. This is me admiring that work &#8211; we actually got really dirty/soaking wet/muddy/rusty (there&#8217;s rusting steel everwhere!) trying to climb through the creek to get to the brick head!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-1156" src="http://emergentgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brick-head-2-500x270.jpg" alt="brick-head-2" width="500" height="270" /></p>
<p><em>GAGA is a true representation of our sustainable past. Mr. Garner built a community in Garnerville, a community built upon the </em><em>Minisceongo</em> <em>Creek for its hydro power potential. Imagine that &#8211; a community built for making fine dies.<br />
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		<title>Wanna be in our Posse?!</title>
		<link>http://emergentgroup.com/2009/04/wanna-be-in-our-posse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jared</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re starting a movement. The Emergent Posse is an online group/movement/community of highly-motivated community activists spread across the nation working to educate and empower communities and community leaders in order to implement real sustainability programs and projects. We&#8217;ve hit a&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re starting a movement. The Emergent Posse is an online group/movement/community of highly-motivated community activists spread across the nation working to educate and empower communities and community leaders in order to implement real sustainability programs and projects. We&#8217;ve hit a paradigm shift: oil isn&#8217;t cheap, the planet has a fever, and the economy is in the toilet. I&#8217;ve heard smart people calling for BIG government intervention and Europe-styled Socialism. That&#8217;s not the answer here in America.<span id="more-458"></span> The biggest problem is that most of us, including our politicians (local, state, national) and our business leaders haven&#8217;t yet &#8220;seen the light.&#8221; There are ways to get ourselves out of this mess &#8211; it&#8217;s right under our nose in the wind, the sun, soil, and water. It starts with our communities, not the White House or the Capitol. It starts with us! Let us help you help your community and your friends &#8211; join our Posse. We are the answer.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="float: left;" src="http://monstergirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/american-gothic-large4.jpg" alt="American Gothic - Grant Wood" width="210" height="252" /></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what to do &#8211; and there&#8217;s a lot of different ways to get in touch with us:</p>
<p><strong>Our website:</strong> <a href="http://www.emergentenergygroup.com/posse/" target="_blank">http://www.emergentgroup.com/posse/</a></p>
<p><strong>Join us on Facebook @ The Emergent Posse :</strong> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=80673874691" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=80673874691</a></p>
<p><strong>Twitter us @EmergentEnergy : </strong><a href="http://twitter.com/EmergentEnergy" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/EmergentEnergy</a></p>
<p><strong>On your phone: Text &#8216;empower&#8217; to 68398</strong></p>
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		<title>Net Metering Thread Part II, A Sock Story</title>
		<link>http://emergentgroup.com/2009/01/net-metering-thread-part-ii-a-sock-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was hoping the Massachusetts Utilities and the state government would come to a conclusion about how to institute (define) the new net metering regulations stipulated in the Green Communities Act passed last year by the Massachusetts Legislature and&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I was hoping the Massachusetts Utilities and the state government would come to a conclusion about how to institute (define) the new net metering regulations stipulated in the Green Communities Act passed last year by the Massachusetts Legislature and the governor. Since they&#8217;re not quite there yet, I&#8217;ll stall and we can talk about Community Net Metering (CNM), or Neighborhood Net Metering (NNM) and why we haven&#8217;t done this sooner. For the sake of simplicity we&#8217;ll call it all CNM, and prepare yourself for an interesting blog post&#8230;<span id="more-451"></span></p>
<p>CNM is a tool  that can be utilized by community energy project developers to make a project more profitable. Traditionally, power generation capacity is built by large corporations in large chunks. A nuclear station here, a huge coal power plant there, lend a hydroelectric facility to the books and you&#8217;ve got a pretty good/maybe diverse portfolio. But in this equation, with a grid of transmission lines coating the country but only a few nodes of generation, there was never a place for small scale, community-based generation capacity &#8211; I&#8217;m talking everything from a roof-top solar array to two or three utility scale wind turbines behind the cement manufacturing facility. The problem has been regulation. These small generators didn&#8217;t have their own permitting and regulation categories so they fell into processes meant for 100 million dollar power plant projects. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in permitting fees and five years of public hearings kinda takes the fun out of a small wind turbine at the high school, right?</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m obviously exaggerating there at the end, but the point stands that renewable energy has had trouble penetrating the market. And it makes sense from a business standpoint. Let&#8217;s think of an analogy. You&#8217;re a sock distribution company. There are four big companies who will supply you all the socks you could ever need. They deliver socks once a day in one big truck. There are also 1,000 small sock makers who offer the exact same socks. They also offer them at the same price. However, they each have separate delivery trucks. Would you, as the distribution company, even want to talk to these other smaller companies and bear the hassle or receiving 1,000 small shipments daily?  You&#8217;ve got all the socks you need and you only have to talk to three business partners and deal with minimal shipments. Sure, the socks are no more expensive, but the expense comes in terms of organizing an operating the receiving of socks.</p>
<p>These socks are electricity. The 1,000 small companies are solar roofs and residential or community-scale wind projects. The utility is doing what&#8217;s in their best interest. They are buying &#8216;bulk&#8217; electricity and keeping their overhead down in terms of managing the electric distribution grid. So regulation must enter the sock sector if we want to give the smaller companies a chance to stand up to the big sock generators, or is that power generators?  Nevermind! Two points: First, yes, the costs to the utility go up because they have higher overhead. Second, we get renewable energy on the grid and achieve energy independence (avoiding price spikes, energy security issues, and, yes, save the planet from global climate change). Prices will eventually go down or level out when the market is mostly renewable-based, because there is no fuel cost for renewable energy generation and economies of scale will eventually bring equipment and installation costs down.</p>
<p>Sorry, back to CNM. Now, with CNM, the utility is required to do the following, based on the sock analogy. You want a sock from the sock maker that lives on your street? You got it. Support your local industry. Maybe you even have a financial interest in this particular, small-scale, mom-and-pop sock producer. If you buy 10 pairs of socks a month, that big distributor (the sock, I mean electric grid) is required to buy the same number from the producer on your street. The socks are all identical, remember, so who knows if you&#8217;re actually getting those. That&#8217;s not important. . .</p>
<p>The important factor here is that the distributor is required to support your local business, your local industry, and potentially your local financial interest (that means your local solar panels or wind turbines). Pretty cool, huh?</p>
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		<title>Marketing The Past, A New Challenge</title>
		<link>http://emergentgroup.com/2008/12/marketing-the-past-a-new-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jesse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when you were a little kid, watching t.v. with your parents and asking, &#8220;Daddy, what does coal do?&#8221; And he goes, &#8220;Well son, just watch the advertisement during the next commercial break, paid for by the coal lobbyist group.&#8221;&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember when you were a little kid, watching t.v. with your parents and asking, &#8220;Daddy, what does coal do?&#8221; And he goes, &#8220;Well son, just watch the advertisement during the next commercial break, paid for by the coal lobbyist group.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me neither; maybe it&#8217;s because I grew up without t.v., or maybe it&#8217;s because these ads NEVER EXISTED BEFORE!<span id="more-440"></span></p>
<p>I find it absolutely fascinating that the airwaves and t.v. minutes are being saturated with advertisements for &#8220;Coal, America&#8217;s Fuel&#8221; and &#8220;Heating Oil, Now That&#8217;s Comfort.&#8221; If you go to the American Coal Council&#8217;s website there&#8217;s a picture of. . . a. . . golf course.  &#8220;Coal, The People Who Do Business on The Course.&#8221;  The heating oil campaign is hitting hard here in New England because many people are realizing they can&#8217;t afford to heat their homes with oil so they are looking for alternatives.</p>
<p>The radio and tv must love the revenues, as these industries have never had to advertise in the past. Why? Because there were no alternatives and there was no public awareness of the damage these industries are doing to our planet and our future. They have been saying our &#8216;way of life&#8217; depends on these resources. But I would challenge, which came first, the chicken or the egg? We now have the alternatives and thus the option of adapting our lifestyle to a new world, a world where we walk and ride bikes more and actually know the names of our neighbors, where we work in buildings and communities that were designed for us, not cars, and where our very &#8216;way of life&#8217; does not threaten the very life of the next few generations.</p>
<p>Maybe the advertising is a sign of weakness. . . Or at least a changing marketplace, which is heartening.</p>
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		<link>http://emergentgroup.com/2008/09/49/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jared</dc:creator>
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<p>Click for the video.<span id="more-439"></span></p>
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